Marvel's Chamois Creme is as easy to use as cupping your hand, and making sure your hollowed out palm can accept a generous amount of cream. With complete surrender, plunge you hand into my open top and with a gracious flick of the wrist collect as much of my contents as you can. With your shorts still waiting around your knees and your feet pointing outwards, give a bit of a squat. Finish off with the greatest slap on the bass you have ever given yourself. Pull up those shorts, commander, and wipe your hands off. We’re done, until the next time you want another ride.